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People say that I am:
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I'm "Quirky"!!! I do not mind if people think I'm eccentric or make fun of my Joisey / Ocala, Fla. accent: E.G.: "Dey got no YOOHOO in ManHaTTan, dude. And Guliani, He don't give a rat's tukus, neether"
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Things that have bothered me:
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ego-centricity and "On demand" attitude about my having to entertain them.
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I am looking for:
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My second wife (God rest her soul) was a "Mother figure" to a bevey of young run-away girls living in a rough part of town. She taught me that openess is more than just telling the truth about your past sins and current triumphs over adversity.
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My funniest life experience:
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I was on 'the Haight' in Frisco back in '69 or so. Met this girl named Joan. I 'accidently' smoked some lemon grass laced with PCP and consequently got very high. We became quick friends. I made a comment "That this was like a passage in a book." and she asked "What book?" I picked up a book (it might have been 'Trout Fishing in America' by Brautigen) and started reading from it. ".and then Dave tromped up the stairs carrying a virginia ham in one hand and balancing a pineapple upside-down cake in the other." Sure as Karma. Her friend Dave made a lot of noise coming up and had the exact list of groceries.
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Cool Movies:
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all-time faves: "The Graduate" and "Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane". I like any movie in which stupid teenagers get high, get naked and get killed by a mad-man. Any movie with Johnny Depp in it. Or Angelina Jolie (She IS Laura Croft, Tomb-raider)
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My Favorite Groups are:
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Best band: Jefferson Airplane. Love the ties ("Psychedelic" sound) Doors, the Who, big brother and the holding company, Country Joe and the Fish; that sort of thing. New groups: U2, all the girlie-girl singers; Mariah, Chutney (sic), Lil Kim, That one that sings "Ahm gonna soak up the sun. Got my "45" on gonna tell everyone to . Lighten. up."
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I am looking for a personality like:
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Frankness and Joie de Vivre. Heather Locklear jumps right to mind. And, Kathy Ireland, even though she has enormous hooters, she's a real sweet heart.
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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Absolutely not. I wouldn't learn line-dancing (f'rinstance) to impress a country gal, though I'd have a good time trying and looking silly in the process. Comp w/out wanting: The 1st marriage. B.A.C. virgin. (Say no more) I'll never make that mistake again.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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On the whole, I'd rather start from tickle. I don't discard peeps (even wifey no. one - Mercy on her twisted little soul). I guess, continue the broad and narrow I'm on. with some help/company, as you put it.
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My typical day:
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Typical existentialist behaviours (prefer the brit. spelling) A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios (but, the Walmart 'great value' brand) Half an airliner of Bailey's and Kahlua in my Chock full o' Nuts coffee. (J/k) Do a little lawn maintenance around the properties. Mebbe go to a church luncheon when the spirit moves me. Shoot some history w/ my bro about which Greek or Roman generals were gay and what ancient Egyptian married his half-sister. Watch some Science channel or Nat. Geographic about the impending super-volcanoe Yellowstone; go out to the Amvets post and shoot some Armageddon bull with the bikers "/" discuss W and the "Persians". Have 'only' 1 or 2 beers and pop some long-green for a glenn livet ($3.50) Have a cup of cawfee for the road. Drive carefully the 500 yards back to my R.V. Watch Glenn Beck make an "A" out of himself, then catch Nancy Grace in lieu of "Murder she Wrote" on basic cable. Do a little on-line chatting with my buds V.I.P. Then *poof* hit the hay about 11:00 ish.
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My Wish List Includes:
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Oh. Idunno, Time travel, sex with a cute Aleutian chick while her hubby grilled some salmon for us, eat a lotus leaf at the Delphi Oracle and make it with a Syllabus, Ride a mule (again) down into the grand canyon, go scuba diving in one of the many Florida sink holes, Go to Ireland and Aussie-land (visit my ancient forebears), Go see the current Dalai Lama, see a sunset on Krakatoa, meet a girl whose name is Heather McVey (from Edinburgh), visit an Israeli Kibbutz (if they still have em), see the temple at Angor Waht. I could go on, but I've been all over the world (in the NAV) and seen or done most things that I'd pay money for or would care to do again. Things I would be scared of doing: Anything intra-venous that I couldn't poop or puke out of me just prior to death, anything involving a microphone and text on a tv screen, cyber-whoopie, eating Japanese Blow-fish bladders, a meaningful relationship with Cynthia Nixon from Sex and the City, December 21, , child-birth, The Tribulation. I think that's about it.
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Religion Is Not Important to me in relationships.
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I can be materialistic at times.
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I Smoke.
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I Drink.
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I Like Pets.
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I Like To Travel.
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Sometimes I am an active person.
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I Don't spend long hours at Work.
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Sometimes I am a spontaneous person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
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Sometimes I like clubs/bars.
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I'm not that Stressed.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I Don't Want to get Married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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I Am Not a Stubborn Person.
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Sometimes I enjoy going to the movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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I like a Clean Place.
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