Online Dating - CYNDIB - Mamma Got HIPS

MY PERFICT DATE WOULD START OFF WITH ME PICKING OUT MY FAVORITE, SEXIEST OUTFIT. PERFERABLY FITTED AROUND ALL THE RIGHT CURVES! ENHANCING ALL THE RIGHT LADIE PARTS. MY PHONE WOULD RING AND IT WOULD BE THE MAN WHO INTENDS TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET, TELLING ME THAT HE WILL BE ARRIVING IN A HALF HOUR. I WOULD FLASH A DIMPLED SMILE TO MY SELF IN THE MIRROR AND HANG UP THE PHONE. I WOULD SPRAY MYSELF WITH MY FAVORITE, MOST SWEET SMELLING PERFUME AND PROCEED TO FINISH GETTING DRESSED. WHEN MY MAN ARRIVE TO PICK ME UP I WOULD MEET HIM AT THE DOOR IN ANTICIPATION TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE AND GREET HIM WITH A FIRM HUG. WE WOULD JOIN EACH OTHER IN HIS CAR AND PROCEED TO OUR FIRST DESTINATION. THE THEATER ACROSS TOWN IS THE FIRST STOP, NOT THE LOCAL ONE JUST TO BE IN NEW SURROUNDINGS, I DONT KNOWSOMETHING NEW. WHEN ARRIVING THERE I WOULD OPEN MY OWN DOOR, NO NEED FOR ALL OF THAT EXTRA EXTRA GENTLEMAN STUFF, LOL JUST MAKES THINGS UNCONFORTABLE. I LOVE SCARY, OR REALY FUNNY MOVIES. SO HE WOULD CHOOSE ONE OF THE TWO. MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I WANT A FLAVORED LEMONAID WITH ICE, AND HE GETS WHAT HE WANT, THEN GO INTO THE THEATER. HOPEFULLY THE MOVIE IS GOOD, IF NOT I WILL LET HIM KNOW HOW I FELT ABOUT IT AFTER THE MOVIE IS OVER. WE WILL WALK BACK TO THE CAR AND HEAD TO WHERE WE WANT TO SIT DOWN TO EAT AT. OVER DINNER WE WOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. ANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS THAT WE MAY HAVE WILL BE ASKED AND ANSWERED. HOPEFULLY GETTING THE RIGHT REACTIONS. AFTER DINNER WE COULD CONTINUE TO TALK A LITTLE BIT AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS. BY THAT TIME THE NIGHT IS ABOUT OVER AND ITS TIME TO HEAD BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED. WE WOULD CONTINUE OUR TALK IN THE CAR UNTILL WE ARRIVE TO MY HOME. HE WOULD WALK ME TO MY DOOR NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SWEET KISS. AND I DO SO. I WILL TURN A ROUND AND PLANT A KISS SMACK DEAD ON THOSE JUICY LIPS. GOOD NIGHT.