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More MINNEAPOLIS Online Dating
FEZAKASCOTT - I am an internet stalker
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| MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota Dating
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| Response Rate: 0%
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| Less than average
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| Skinny
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| Leo
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| Caucasian
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| M
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| 31 years of age
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| 101 lbs - 110 lbs
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| 5'3 - 5'4
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| Single
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| Internet Stalker
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| Here For
Dating
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People say that I am:
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Scary and stalker-ish
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Things that have bothered me:
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No body wants me. they all leave me they are afraid of me. they have all called me a stalker
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I am looking for:
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someone who wont mind that I steal their passwords and check their emails to see what they are doing behind my back. someone who can get passed the fact that I am obsessed with Hoochymama
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My funniest life experience:
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This one time, I made a fake profile on bookofmatches the profile name was LoriKabob and I pretended to be her and messaged back and forth with men, because I am a homosexual loser.
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Cool Movies:
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Phone Booth
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My Favorite Groups are:
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anything that reminds me of HoochyMama
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I am looking for a personality like:
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HoochyMama used to think I was a nice person, until I started stalking her all over the internet
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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I am willing to compromise as long as someone is willing to talk to me on the internet forever.without telling me they dont like me anymore because if they tell me they dont like me anymore, I will stalk them
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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I am willing to meet anyone that looks like HoochyMama
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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I want to start from scratch with someone that reminds me of Hoochymama.
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My typical day:
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When I wake up, I think aboutHoochyMama. and what I can do to make her life miserable on these dating sites When I eat breakfast, I remember her beautiful face When I go to work.oh wait, I dont work, because my mother supports me When I eat Lunch, I wonder what HoochyMama is eating for lunch that day. When I step away from the computer. I think about what I might be missing online. who knows what she is doing.
When my mom calls me down for dinner I wonder Will Hoochymama be online when I return. and I wonder what other sites online I can search for her on when my mom tucks me in at night I wonder if hoochymama ever dreams about meas I do her every night
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My Wish List Includes:
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Maybe someday I will find the courage to stalk Hoochymama in real life.and not just on the internet
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Religion Is Important to me.
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I am Materialistic.
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I Smoke.
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I Drink.
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I Like Pets.
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I Like To Travel.
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I am an Active Person.
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I Spend Long Hours at My Job.
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I Am a Spontaneous Person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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I Like Competitive Partners.
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I Like going to clubs/bars.
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Lots of Stress in my life.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I want to get Married.
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I Want to have Kids.
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I Am as Stubborn Person.
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I Love going to the Movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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I like a Clean Place.
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