FIREBRITCHES - Am I the one your mother warned you about??

Not too much to say. My name is jennifer. I'm 30 and the mom of a wonderful 5 year old little boy. I've got 8 tattoos and no piercings as of yet. I am a jeans, tshirt, and tennis shoes type of girl. I dont even own a dress. I like to be comfortable. and I am NOT comfy in a dress and heelsyou try it sometime. Now mind you, if the occassion calls for dressing up I will, but i just prefer not to dress that way. I am like night and day. I am easy to talk to, easy to get along with, and easy to tick off. I am not a very forgiving person, so once you cross me, thats it. I think I have multiple personalities. I am nuts and then again I am sane. I am easy to read and yet I'm complicated. I am the girl next door and I am the woman your mother warned you about. I am everything wrapped into one. I am a ticking timebomb. Beware. Remember.I warned you ahead of time. Have a lovely day. I am currently 3 months pregnant. Due July 26. I am not looking for a father or a daddy for my children. They have one of those. I am basically just looking for someone I can call a friend and if it goes anywhere, then great. No one can ever have too many friends. So, if that hasnt completely made you turn the other way, leave me a message. Stop and say hi. I dont bite.hard.