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More Austin area Online Dating
FRANKENSTEIN - Before contacting me, please be sure you meet all of the following criteria:Must be between ages 18 and 111.Must be humanoid, or at least vaguely resemble the same.Must speak a language,or a reasonable substitute.
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| Austin area, Texas Dating
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| Response Rate: 78%
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| Better than a monkey
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| Scorpio
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| Caucasian
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| M
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| 54 years of age
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| 171 lbs - 180 lbs
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| 6'3 - 6'4
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| Single
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| Burger King Concierge,kissing instructor,
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| I'd rather not say
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| Here For
Long Term Relationship
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People say that I am:
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. Ridiculously affecionate. Too smart for my own good. I routinely out smart myself.
often funny,often fun,but sometimes so boring I even put myself to sleep, sometimes happy, sometimes sad. Easy going, eccentric, and semisemisemi erudite, sort of. Much more often than not, I am loveable. But, once in awhile I even annoy myself. There was once a time when I tried to block myself on Bom.
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Things that have bothered me:
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Several were from the eleventh dimension,and they were too difficult to hug.
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I am looking for:
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Enjoys frequent fine dining , enjoys inefficient,slow public transportation, and enjoys spending time with my many relatives. Also prefer that my partner be gorgeous,and extremely attractive. JUST LIKE ME.
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My funniest life experience:
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Once was I was chased by a lot of excited people with fire through the woods. It was just good clean fun. Anyway, I lost my way in the forest,and did not find my way back home for several months. But, I made many new friends in the woods, great experience!
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Cool Movies:
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oh goodness! So many! Sound Of Music, Godzilla Eats Pittsburg, and many others
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My Favorite Groups are:
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Harpsichord music and Pink Floyd Don't like "ANGRY" MUSIC!
Hottest, Best ever THE BEATLES!!!!! I like almost everything,international music is good too.
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I am looking for a personality like:
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kindness,conversational disposition,open mindedness,affectionate,enjoys kissing, KISSING freely touching, and did I mention "kissing" ?
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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yes,compromise is part of life.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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willing.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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Every new acquaintance is a start from scratch. But, what I still look forward to, and hope for, are long walks ,in peaceful settings,maybe romantic moonlight walks,hand in hand, with someone to whom I am special Daring to "go out onto a limb" , start from scratch, would be worth it- if special moments like I describe are among the possibilities.
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My typical day:
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I get up. I work fairly hard to stay alive, I go home, I work fairly hard to forget that I have just worked fairly hard. i also sometimes have a hell of a lot of fun! But, I guess that it IS worth it- because I make more money than I can burn- it's all counterfeit.
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My Wish List Includes:
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maybe rule a small carribbean country, and maybe own a couple Burger King restaurants,and maybe get a pony, and go to clown school,and to develop the perfect kiss. Maybe even a swimming pool in my living room,that would be nice! Maybe I might even get to run for U.S.President! The "Know Nothing" party,an honest name, for a change.
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Religion is sometimes important to me in relationships.
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I'm not Materialistic.
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I Smoke.
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I Drink Sometimes.
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I Like Pets.
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Sometimes I like to travel.
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Sometimes I am an active person.
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Sometimes I spend long hours at work.
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Sometimes I am a spontaneous person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
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Sometimes I like clubs/bars.
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My life is somewhat stressfull.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I sometimes want to get married.
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Sometimes I feel that I would like to have kids.
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Sometimes I can be stubborn.
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Sometimes I enjoy going to the movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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My House is Not that Clean.
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