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FRANKENSTEIN
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Austin area, Texas Dating
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Scorpio  
Caucasian
M
54 years of age
N/A
N/A
171 lbs - 180 lbs
6'3 - 6'4
Single
Burger King Concierge,kissing instructor,
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People say that I am:  
. Ridiculously affecionate. Too smart for my own good. I routinely out smart myself. often funny,often fun,but sometimes so boring I even put myself to sleep, sometimes happy, sometimes sad. Easy going, eccentric, and semisemisemi erudite, sort of. Much more often than not, I am loveable. But, once in awhile I even annoy myself. There was once a time when I tried to block myself on Bom.
Things that have bothered me:  
Several were from the eleventh dimension,and they were too difficult to hug.
I am looking for:  
Enjoys frequent fine dining , enjoys inefficient,slow public transportation, and enjoys spending time with my many relatives. Also prefer that my partner be gorgeous,and extremely attractive. JUST LIKE ME.
My funniest life experience:  
Once was I was chased by a lot of excited people with fire through the woods. It was just good clean fun. Anyway, I lost my way in the forest,and did not find my way back home for several months. But, I made many new friends in the woods, great experience!
Cool Movies:  
oh goodness! So many! Sound Of Music, Godzilla Eats Pittsburg, and many others
My Favorite Groups are:  
Harpsichord music and Pink Floyd Don't like "ANGRY" MUSIC! Hottest, Best ever THE BEATLES!!!!! I like almost everything,international music is good too.
I am looking for a personality like:  
kindness,conversational disposition,open mindedness,affectionate,enjoys kissing, KISSING freely touching, and did I mention "kissing" ?
Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?  
yes,compromise is part of life.
Willingness to meet others from boM:  
willing.
Are you ready to start from scratch?  
Every new acquaintance is a start from scratch. But, what I still look forward to, and hope for, are long walks ,in peaceful settings,maybe romantic moonlight walks,hand in hand, with someone to whom I am special Daring to "go out onto a limb" , start from scratch, would be worth it- if special moments like I describe are among the possibilities.
My typical day:  
I get up. I work fairly hard to stay alive, I go home, I work fairly hard to forget that I have just worked fairly hard. i also sometimes have a hell of a lot of fun! But, I guess that it IS worth it- because I make more money than I can burn- it's all counterfeit.
My Wish List Includes:  
maybe rule a small carribbean country, and maybe own a couple Burger King restaurants,and maybe get a pony, and go to clown school,and to develop the perfect kiss. Maybe even a swimming pool in my living room,that would be nice! Maybe I might even get to run for U.S.President! The "Know Nothing" party,an honest name, for a change.

  • Religion is sometimes important to me in relationships.
  • I'm not Materialistic.
  • I Smoke.
  • I Drink Sometimes.
  • I Like Pets.
  • Sometimes I like to travel.
  • Sometimes I am an active person.
  • Sometimes I spend long hours at work.
  • Sometimes I am a spontaneous person.
  • Friends Are Important to me.
  • Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
  • Sometimes I like clubs/bars.
  • My life is somewhat stressfull.
  • I Try to stay in Shape.
  • I sometimes want to get married.
  • Sometimes I feel that I would like to have kids.
  • Sometimes I can be stubborn.
  • Sometimes I enjoy going to the movies.
  • Sex Is Important to me.
  • My House is Not that Clean.

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