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Things that have bothered me:
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Nothing has bothered me about people I've dated in the past. I've liked ALL my dates, in fact, the ones that ended up to be absolute freak shows I can still laugh about today. Hey, Damon remember that one girl with the amazing photo that ended up being 4 feet tall and just as big around, talked with a lisp, and ended up being married? Oh yeah, let me tell you about THAT date! LOL.
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I am looking for:
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If you have major baggage, are s^xually repressed, or have issues with men, please don't contact me. For me to respond you MUST send a picture showing the front page of a current newspaper. and be wearing a thong. In addition, I'll need proof of your GPA, and a personal reference from one man that is NOT your dad. Serious inquiries only, no joke. OK. actually, I am joking. I just moved to Dallas and would like to see more of the night life. If you can show me that I'm yours forever. LOL. No need for the thong . . . yet
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My funniest life experience:
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Let me tell you about this one hotornot date I went on . . . or not.
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Cool Movies:
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The one's I make myself. Want me to make you famous?
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My Favorite Groups are:
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I listen to Alternative, 90's Grundge, Rock & Roll, and sometimes a little R&B or old school rap. I just downloaded every Iron Maiden song off Limewire for nostalgia's sake and now between my Social Distortion and Green Day playlist I'm assaulted with this 80's satan ballad anthem metal. . . and I run for the hills. It's cool though, I'd buy an Eddie T-Shirt if I saw one at a garage sale for 50 cents. ooh ooh, and I so love 50 Cent (sarcasm).
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I am looking for a personality like:
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I am extremely easy going and laid back. People around me gravitate to my magnetic wit and personality. or, it's cause I'm so fat I have my own gravitational pull. cause I'm so huge. he he he. yeah, who came up with these questions?
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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I was like. all I wanted was a F'in Pepsi, but she wouldn't give it to me. I'm not on drugs. I just want an F'in Pepsi. I went to your schools, your churches, your institutions of higher learning. All I wanted was a F'in' Pepsi. Tell me what band I'm quoting and I'll marry you (prenups first).
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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We're here to meet people right? If you're just here screwing around, posting outdated or fake pictures, or already in a serious relationship please don't waste my time. On the flip side you serial daters seriously BORE me. Any one of us can pull in 2 – 3 dates per week, that’s easy, but I’m not here to stroke your ego or buy you stuff and try to impress you. I'm definitely here for fun.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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Huh? Oh this question must be asking about my wife and 12 kids. Well they were recently killed during an elephant stampede in Africa. I'm really heartbroken about it. Please send money. . . and candy. Lots of candy.
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My typical day:
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Eat. Sleep. Work. Play. Eat. Sleep. Work. Play. Play. Play. Play Play. that's my day in a nutshell.
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My Wish List Includes:
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MY WISH LIST: by Damon
I wish there were more people in the world like me, because I am so in love with myself. (just kidding)
I wish Girl Scout cookies were really made with REAL Girl Scouts, and I wish I knew how they are able to bake them without the Girl Scouts screaming. I also wish I didn't buy so many of these damn Girl Scout cookies, so I could think about something other than why the hell I bought so many damn Girl Scout cookies just now. (but who can say no to those cute little girls? Not me, I'm a sucker)
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Religion Is Not Important to me in relationships.
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I am Materialistic.
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I Smoke.
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I Drink.
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I Don't Like Pets.
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I Like To Travel.
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I am an Active Person.
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Sometimes I spend long hours at work.
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I Am a Spontaneous Person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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I Like Competitive Partners.
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I Like going to clubs/bars.
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My life is somewhat stressfull.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I Don't Want to get Married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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I Am Not a Stubborn Person.
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I Do Not enjoy going to the Movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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Sometimes it's important to have a clean house.
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