KELEON2000 seeks dating - LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU CANT HELP BUT

B4 you read this i want you to know im a true goof-ball, and im not always as serious as this profile. I felt it important to be serious here so you might get some insight to my level of integrity, and maybe see that im not here just to play w/ peoples affection. Have fun! I'VE BEEN ALONE WITH YOU INSIDE MY MIND,AND IN MY DREAMS I'VE KISSED YOUR LIPS A THOUSAND TIMES. I SOMETIMES SEE YOU PASS OUTSIDE MY DOOR. HELLO! IS IT ME YOUR LOOKING FOR?. I WANDER WHERE YOU ARE,AND I WANDER WHAT YOU DO ARE YOU SOMEWHERE FEELING LONELY? OR IS SOMEONE LOVEING YOU? TELL ME HOW TO WIN YOUR HEART,FOR I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE SO LET ME START BY SAYING, "I LOVE SHOES" (just kiddin)im intelligent.im devoted to my children. i like to do almost anything outside. i love music,lots of kinds,even love songs. i like to sing and dance.(im a great dancer,no lie) i like antiques. i love exotic food. im not prejudice, and dont care for racial remarks. im neet,clean,and organized. i can be just as dark as i can be a guideing light. im very sincere,im not a con(unless i have to). i've been around the block more than once,i haven't lived a sheltered life. im motivated for self improvement. planning for my future is very important. its important to me to be a leader.(im no looser/slacker) my ultimate goal is to find my soulmate,but dont think im looking for someone to latch onto either. anything your unsure about me please ask. the answer may surprise you. i know i will. sex is important, (lil bit kinky, but not super freaky) would like for my mate to be my lover and not a prude. im very good at gift giveing. i pay close attention to a persons interest and i listen,from that i hunt for and search until i find the right thing. in my opening are some of the lyrics from Lionel Richies, Hello. these words burn in my mind and heart,along with the lyrics from countless other songs that make me who i am,from a hard core metal head to a hopeless romantic. dont tell anybody,but i get teary-eyed sometimes over the stupidess things,like watching someone else receive a special gift(like on dond when they do something really special for a contestent)or other deep fellings of joy or sadness. if this makes me less of a man to you im not your type of guy. im not a manly man except were it counts; Protecting,Provideing and KILLIN! (just kiddin)but truthfully by being the leader. divorced, 11yr marriage(shows im faithful). the last year we lived together but seperated.(shows my level of committment) .Because of that experience im alot more aware of who i am and what im looking for in a relationship. (freindship first) if your looking for a rich guy unfortunately its not me at this time. my divorce was a financial drain. i lost a restaurant i owned for six years to say the least. i cant shower anyone with gifts or exotic dining or travel, but i can tell you im not a mooch. I CAN TELL YOU I SINCERELY BELEIVE IM MENT FOR GREATNESS. hopefully you can help me achive it, if not through a relationship then through the comfort of companionship.(behind every great man is a greater woman.)i am comfortable making others feel comfortable,included and safe.(especially children) i love kids. for you ladies who say they appreciate a man who speaks his mind here is something i have to bring up from the dating sites i've visited. i can only imagine how discourageing it must be being contacted for sex and all the chauvenistic remarks you must get and how tough it is to meet a kind gentelman. But ladies please,imagine reading profile after profile of "i love to travel and im looking for a witty man who loves to laugh and will keep my laughing". its in almost every one! A guy starts to feel there's nothing out there but gold diggers! i hate feeling so pressured to entertain not be honest and myself which is what i always thought you ladies wanted. (i dont think theres enough stand up comedians to fill this room.) i know im very fun and funny, but most of my time is spent careing for myself and my children,planning for my future, prepareing for the next days responsibilities, cleaning, fixing and takeing care of those things that need. all the things a good honest man is suppose to do. Some of u should try the sugardaddy site because it takes money to live in fantasy land.(chivalry is not dead just replaced w/dollar signs.)if U R viewing this because i e-mailed you or invited you here and you've made such comments on your profile.Dont be offended. if i had not some interest or attraction i would not had made the effort. i appologize for the "rant", i just so feel discouraged,and im haveing a hard time swallowing laughter overshadowing love. if u want to laugh go to the comedy show w/the one u love. It would be that much more fun if you are shareing it w/someone you feel connected. laughter stems from so many things like love,peace,inner joy,acceptance,understanding and relation. How many of you ladies are going to be laughing when you find your funnyman want get off his ass and get a job,or when he stops being there for you when you need him to have a compassionate side? How about when he stops bringing you flowers or love letters after he's won your heart? How funny will it be when you wake up an old fart and you have no stabillity because that obnoxious guy who can win the room has no other ability. if your w/ me the laughter will come from our happiness and shareing.Can i make you smile? YOU BET! and its for certain that if we are a true match we will share a lot of laughs. (if you haven't laughed at some of this cra y sh*t i've written so far somethings wrong with ya!)can i make you happy? Damn Skippy! can i make you feel loved? Like no one else has ever made you feel! however im no joke teller, i know a few, other than that my laughs come from my freinds whom i share the same interest and since of humor, thats why i know if we are compatible you'll have to be my best freind also. Also i do love to travel i cannot wait to go back to the Grand Canyon it is amazeing.Las Vegas, old coutry roads, when i go anywhere i have to explore. im enthrawled by diff cultures and want to see all that i can see. if your judgment of me is what i can do for you and not my sincerity, then sail on. im sorry but i cannot wish you well, i have a low tolerance for stupidity and lazyness, for it is stupid to think that you will find all you need in good times, and its incredibly lazy to expect somebody else to provide it for you and to be so concerned by what your getting and makeing no effort to show or offer what you have to give.(DAMN IM GOOD)(and really fricken funny)! i not only hope but pray that those who read this can see that fun and joy are a big part of me, but honesty, sincerity and integrity are my core. well if i havent pissed you off w/ my last few lines; a good, honest, sincere, courageous, kind, loveing, giving, romantic, dareing, compassionate, intelligent, hard-working, not to bad looking bald guy would love to here from you. First DateB4 i answer this question on more thing from the above. Fairytales do exist, they exist right here! Just not everyday. MY PERFECT FIRST DATE would be a simple get to know ea other kinda place and would consist of the following: no uncomfortable moments of silence. lots of talking with a connection of interest. and at the end of the date for my companion to give me a big sign of interest in seeing me again soon. My ideal relationship: if i could truly describe it , i think every one would have it . i beleive it stems from chemistry , and freindship. and whether the two people involved have the type of personality to allow each other to grow and help them, allow each other to be forgiven and help them. allow each other to be themselves and help them to be their individual self.