I am a "player" a "liar" and a "cheat!!!" Of course, since approximately 40% of all female profiles say that they DON'T want this; then there MUST be a whole TON of guys who believe they are exactly this, and saying it repetitiously in their profile will SURELY frighten them away! This is my way of frightening away the too easily frightened.
Bleh! I'm boring, and I'm so single it isn't even funny (except for the dog, who is laughing himself silly about it). I am an ATHEIST, meaning that I believe in EXACTLY one less god than most Christians do; if that is a problem, then it's better to have it out of the way now.
I am also a CRIPPLE! I was in a tragic accident in which I had to have the entire left side of my body amputated! .not to worry though, I'm all right now!
Seriously though, I suffer chronic dizziness and use a cane to get around most of the time. If you are looking for a dance partner, I wouldn't be much good on a dance floor for other than comic relief. Like all other good cripples in my boat; I have good days and bad ones.
So have I covered everything? disabled (check), atheist (check); what other goodies can I come up with to scare people off? Did I mention I've been a bachelor all my life and am totally commitment phobic?! (it never hurts to mention that) My only "child" is of the four-legged canine variety, and if you don't like dogs, then we won't be a match.
Oh, I'm also POOR as a churchmouse (!!!); I can't forget that! (I think that may cover all the important bases at least).
Other than that, I love reading sci-fi mostly, but I have many other varied interests. I'm an avid movie fanatic and have a guilty pleasure for b horror flicks and obscure movies. I'm a former auto mechanic who specialized in computers and wiring and I can fix nearly anything. I read voraciously and am a repository of useless knowledge, so I'll likely kick your ass at "Trivial Pursuit."
I'm also college educated in art (of all things), and can build a computer with my eyes closed (in fact, I've been accused of doing it that way before).
I guess anything else, you'll have to ask me about.
