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LILMONSTER - Short fat chick!!
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| Gilbert, Arizona Dating
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| Response Rate: 42%
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| Average
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| Large but shapely
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| Caucasian
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| F
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| 32 years of age
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| 5'3 - 5'4
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| Single, with kids
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| full-time student
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| I'd rather not say
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| Here For
Dating
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People say that I am:
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I have been described as hilarious, perverse, up front, blunt, honest, caring, compassionate, loyal and a few other things. Hey, go ask them yourself. ;)
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Things that have bothered me:
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Their lack of honesty and integrity, I absolutly can not stand liars, cheaters and people who follow. People who pretend to be something they're not, really annoy me. Be yourself there are enough people in the world trying to be you right now.
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I am looking for:
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Oh boy, this is where I get in trouble. Well, since I am very honest why stop now; my preferences go like this. I like white men only, I do not eat the dark meat and chocolate makes me break out. ;) No offense, but that is not my cup of tea. Quality not quantity goes along way. I am looking for a man who is open, honest and loyal, who must have a sense of humor and be witty or you'll be left in the dust. A man who has integrity and compassion. I have to be real here; I do like my perverts too. I am a very sexually open person and expect the same. A long shot, but a man who is not a lying, cheating, bastage works for me.
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My funniest life experience:
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I would have carpal tunnel by the time I was done. But, I will tell you about the newest as of Mother's Day. I was with my evil brother(he might as well be, we are very evil together)but he saw this double seated shopping cart in the Target parking lot. So, of course I climbed in and he was pushing me threw the parking lot, everything was fine. You know there is a reason the stickers say "DON'T LEAVE CHILDREN UNATTENDED" on them. So, he bails on me and I am stuck trying to bend down and step backwards out if it, when the fu #ing seat belt catches my ankle and me and the cart still attached to my head and neck go falling sideways in the rocks. I was lucky enough not to bash my face in against the tree. It was great fun, we were all about pissing ourselves laughing and I was mauled up pretty good; but it was hilarious!!!! I will be coming to a shopping plaza near you, or security will steal the on tape antics and you'll see it on the web.
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Cool Movies:
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I enjoy all kinds of movies have quite a few myself. I like action, horror, comedy and pretty much everything that catches my attention.
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My Favorite Groups are:
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I like a wide variety of music, but sorry I can not stand country. My interests range from alternative, classic rock, metal, old punk, ska, reggae and all sorts of fun stuff.
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I am looking for a personality like:
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I am always myself, I do not let other change who I am. For the most part people are very comfortable around me, because I am real. I say what is on my mind and have no problem expressing my feelings to anyone. I am also an excellent listener. You'd be surprized to hear the kinds of things strangers have spoke to me about.
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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I have compromised a lot in life, we'll see if I do when and if it comes up.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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I am looking to meet a cool guy who is not a liar!!! Most men that meet me are either taken back by my personality and don't know how to step up, or are very interested because I don't pull any punches. I am very real and up front and honest. I have no time or patience for games; played enough of those!!!! I would like someone who likes or has tattoo's and piercings or isnt' opposed to people who do. One who likes to just hang out, someone who loves to laugh and have a good time. Someone who is chill with hanging out or even going to a dive bar or just driving somewhere and I am not talking about the desert.;P
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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lately, I noticed that most people can't be honest or truthful to me let alone themselves. It is so hard to meet someone only to find out they are full of s*%$! Listen, if I wanted smoke blown up my ass; I would stick the hose in myself. ;P Just be yourself don't try to be someone your not. I am ME all the time, I do not try to impress or become something I am not when new people are around me. This is me 24/7 take it or leave it; either way it's no skin off my ass. Just being honest!! Oh yeah before I forget, to the idiot oh wait I am sorry let me use the the proper addressing here. To the yellow bus riding window lickers or better know as the back woods booger pickers "BBW" doesn't have anything to do with religion and no it is not a term in Christianity but thanks for playing. DUH here's your sign
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My Wish List Includes:
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I have more pics but BOM will not post them for some reason
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