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MAGICIAN1955 - Let me put some magic in your life.


MAGICIAN1955
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Avoca, New York Dating
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I'm modest about my physique
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52 years of age
6'3 - 6'4
Single
Magician/Comic
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People say that I am:  
My friends all say I'm crazy and the funniest man they've ever met and I don't have to pay them to say it. I do have a few that say I'm a nice guy and I have to pay them not to say that, it spoils my bad reputation. Many say that I'm real smart, but thats only because its the ones that aren't as smart as me.
I am looking for:  
Well anyone I date or have a relationship with has to have a heart beat, be breathing, have some brain wave activity. Must be female, sorry guys, I only date women. They must be honest, gentle, have no hang ups about sex, and must not be a gold digger. I refuse to be a sugar daddy for anyone. There has to be some physical attraction between us and I'd really like it if she lived less than 75 miles from me.
My funniest life experience:  
I really don't remember it but, I was born.
My Wish List Includes:  
In the future I'd like to try flying, but with a little arthritis in my shoulders I don't think I could. I'd be afraid to run naked through a womens prison because I'd be arrested for making them all sick. I once went through a McDonalds drive through wearing dark glasses and asked for a braille menu. I'm a magician and something I'd like to try is having as much money as Criss Angel. I'd also liked to try having a two year contract at a Vegas Club.


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