Online Dating - MARCVAL56 - Okay no I am not a Cowboy I am a country musician

I was born and Raised in Santa Rosa California. From there I joined the Navy. Lived in Hawaii for three years. Then moved to Indiana and Kansas for a year. Came back to California to work as a Jet Mechanic. Well my Love for music got to me. I played in various Rock bands. then Back to Kansas where I met my Ex Wife. Quit music for 2 years,then it got me again. I put a country band together cause the man that meant the most to me in the world, ( my Grandpa ) was getting old and i wanted him to see me play it. he loved Country. I remember the last time he saw me on stage I could see him out in the crowd pointing at me, saying to the person next to him " that's my grandson up there" That was the best feeling I can think of. Johnny Lee, ( who did Lookin for love in all the wrong places) found us and hired us. we toured with him for 13 years, as well as doing our own thing. I play bass and sing. a year ago I had enough, so i took a break and started a Limo service. I love to spend time with good friends maybe Bar-B-Qing and watching the Chiefs get the snot kicked out of them. I hate clubs, gets old having shaved head jackasses asking your date to dance all night, like there are no other women to ask, THE NERVE. I could really care less about making an impression in that type of environment. As a musician I spent most of my life in Bars and clubs, so for me a little of that goes a long way.I love the smells of the country, yes, including horse manure. I like trucks over cars. I like boats over Harleys, however I may have to have one at some point.I have no problem with kids, in fact I kinda like them.I have been asked if i am a breast man or a leg man or what? Well I am an everything man. It depends on the person. if I like her i don't care what she has, big, small, doesn't matterwhat good are great breasts if you don't like the owner. I like to camp, but i like hotels too. A good weekend for me would be go to Laughlin Nevada, boat all day, get cleaned up have dinner and go see a band later. I have nothing against getting a buzz, but I have no desire to ever get snot slingin drunk again. But if I do, I am a happy drunk. I have never been a mean person. I hate to see a woman cry as a result of anything i did. though I do love when a woman cries on my shoulder. I need a woman that can look like a million when needed but can't wait to get out of that stuff and back into her jeans. Someone who I can say fire up the boat and meet me at the dock, I'll park the trailer. someone who would make a big deal out of the fact i made her dinner and stopped and got her cleaning. As well as say when we are at the river " can I fix you a plate?" It's those little things that get me deep down. wouldn't it be something to hear a woman say on her first date she would like to take a long walk in the forest or by a lake or in the desert. I see people in Kansas say a long walk on the beach, WHAT BEACH? Also does it say somewhere in my profile, if you don't have a picture be sure to contact me? One more thing, Face it, if you are looking at me, we are in our 40's or 50's, I could care less what you looked like in high school or when you were a model, so if you have a bunch of pictures from that era don't bother, That's not who I am talking to. I am talking to who you are now and that's who i want to see. If we ever make it to a phone call or a date I may talk about a past relationship, past relationships are part of what make us who we are today. So please don't play psychologist and take it out of context. It is the past and that is all any of us have to talk about at this point. Things I like, love and hate. I am going to add as I think of them 1.I hate greasy makeup 2.I Love popcorn 3.I love coffee in the morning 4.I hate nonstop talking in the car 5.I love to fix things for people that can't afford to have it done 6.I like late night TV maybe even fall asleep to it 7.I love my dog 8.I love the feeling of a womans cold butt against me in bed 9.I hate kitchen counter clutter 10.I hate pantyhose ( cause it makes your stuff look like a bank robber) 11.I love the smell of wet soil after a rain. 12.I hate to be asked if I am grumpy ( even if I am ) 12.I hate to find a woman has a dirty bathroom 13.I love Disneyland with someone that has never been. 14.I love American Idol 15.I like the smell of soap over perfume 16.I love a campfire 17.I love sea doos 18.I like yard work 19.I like a cold room and warm blankets 20.I like Vegas, but I don't gamble much, strange huh? 21.I like good Mexican beer 22.I love when a woman expects things of me, like getting her car washed 23.I like to get up early and have coffee ready before she gets up 24.I hate eggs 25.I hate sex( just checking to see if you are reading this) 26.I hate when a woman starts sh*t with someone twice my size. 27.I hate the toilet paper but on backwards 28.I hate the response WHATEVER! g rr you are on your own 29.I hate when a woman posts a few pictures and they are all group shots. But forgets to tell you she is the one that is the only one in the picture you are not interested in. 30.I hate when a woman gets into her 40's and 50's and decides she needs to get a hair do like my Mom (Quirks that might make you crazy) 1.I tap my foot a lot 2.I can't sleep in an unmade bed 3.I won't drink from your milk glass. anything else is fine. 4.If I am sick, I like to be left alone 5.I sleep in socks 6.I like dark meat better than white, no I don't care if it is healthier. 7.I eat things most people don't like. ( liver and onions, sh*ton a shingle) 8.Driving music for me is September, Earth Wind and fire. 9.I brush my teeth in the shower 10.I won't use the bathroom if you are in the house. 11.I My Type / not my type 1. if i can't put my arms all the way around you, you are not my type 2. if I can use you to roast a hot dog or marshmallow on, you are not my type 3. If you think chewing out a waiter for something the chef did, not my type 4. If you think drinking till you puke is fun, you are not my type 5. If you think you may have babysat me, you are not my type. 6. If you dress like my aunt Helen, you are not my ty