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More INDIANAPOLIS Online Dating
MAYORMCMISERY - Single middle management Dating in INDIANAPOLIS
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| INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana Dating
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| Response Rate: 62%
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| Looks are pretentious
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| Taurus
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| Caucasian
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| M
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| 46 years of age
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| N/A
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| 171 lbs - 180 lbs
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| 5'5 - 5'6
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| Separated
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| middle management
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| I'd rather not say
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| Here For
Dating
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People say that I am:
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Acerbic, cynical, jaded.
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Things that have bothered me:
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They were inflatable.
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I am looking for:
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Breathing would be nice.
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My funniest life experience:
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When I asked for a raise.
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Cool Movies:
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Any movie that stars Mary Carey.
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My Favorite Groups are:
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Zamphir and his pan flute.
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I am looking for a personality like:
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I need personality traits to help me be myself? Oh for God's sake - I have no problem being myself, as nobody else can be me; it's an easy task. The fact that I spend 90% of my waking life being a doormat, most people should be extremely comfortable around me, as they know that they can bleed something from me.
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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Why is there no hair on my ankles? One hint: I bend over and grab my ankles to placate the needs of others. I'd consider that the epitome of compromise.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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Sure, why not? I met my loan officer online, and yes, I did get a good screwing.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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If starting from scratch means living in a cardboard box and pushing my belongings around in a shopping cart - no.
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My typical day:
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What would be my perfect date experience? If I knew what that was, I wouldn't be here.
I awaken early, usually with my dog's ass in my face. Knowing what the day will probably hold, I throw up, then toss back an anti-anxiety pill. After normalizing with the proper dose of caffeine and nicotine, I drive to work, avoiding morons, flipping people off, and bashing my head against the steering wheel whilst in the midst of a traffic jam.
Once I get to work, I prepare by bending over and grabbing my ankles in order to acclimate myself for the forthcoming workday of drudgery, stress, and anxiety.
After the typical day of torture has ended, I sojourn home hoping to become the latest traffic victim. Upon my arrival, I look back at the day and think about the next day. With those happy thoughts rambling around in my head, I look upward in the garage and contemplate which rafter would be perfect to hang a noose. The rest of the evening is spent basking in the glow of a most righteous big screen HDTV - my lifeblood.
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My Wish List Includes:
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In the future, I'd like to open a skydiving business since there are countless idiots of whom would just love to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. The same holds true for a bungee jumping business.
Building a new house? With today's market and interest rates? You've got to be kidding! I've built two houses and found the experiences to be as pleasurable as a prostate exam by a doctor who has Marphan Syndrome and Parkinson's disease.
If I'm forced to think about the future, my wish list would consist of something foreign to likes of this genre - like doing something original! That does not include long walks on the beach. I live in the Midwest for Chrissake. Where am I going to find a beach? And if I did, I'd traverse it the way God intended - on an ATV.
But most of all, I'd like to be client 10.
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Religion is sometimes important to me in relationships.
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I'm not Materialistic.
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I Smoke.
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I Don't Drink.
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I Like Pets.
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Sometimes I like to travel.
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I am an Active Person.
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I Spend Long Hours at My Job.
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I Am a Spontaneous Person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
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I Don't Like Clubs/Bars.
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Lots of Stress in my life.
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I sometimes try to stay in shape.
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I sometimes want to get married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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I Am as Stubborn Person.
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Sometimes I enjoy going to the movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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I like a Clean Place.
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