Online Dating - MISSOURIDUDE79 - Can I skip this part?

Well, I used to have a ridiculously long "About Me" section here, but I don't think it matters. To be honest, I don't think most people read these. If you like guys that have a career, are fun to be around, don't beat women, have all their teeth, can spell most words in the English language, are physically fit, and actually have an intelligence beyond a 3rd grade level, give me a shout. I'm a software engineer, I have a son, my favorite color is blue, I am loyal as a freakin dog, my favorite snacks are pizza rolls, i love to workout, I like hiking, the smell of vanilla makes me weak in the knees, I love a woman with beautiful hair. A LOT. I can carry on normal conversations like a normal human being should be able to. I can't stand drama or games. I'm obviously straightforward. I am obsessed with the Dallas Cowboys, Jeff Gordon, fitness, the Dallas Mavericks, and the New York Yankees. Country music can fornicate itself. I am a very nice, sweet guy, but for some reason, women love jerky meanie doo doo heads. Hence why I am single. I guess if I find the right girl, I could quit my job, drink all the time, and tell her "Yes, your butt actually DOES look big in those jeans. Thanks for asking". Because that's obviously what 99.99% of women want. It would also be cool if your vocabulary consisted of more than "idk" and "lol" :-) My biggest turn ons are ambition and drive. There is NOTHING like a woman who knows what she wants and has a dope fetish to drive and go get it. Would love to hear from you!!!