Online Dating - OLDTIMEZ - Just looking for a friend

Not much to say about myself. I'm just old, boring and stupid. I'm looking for an honest woman- If there is such a thing- And one that doesnt have to party every night to be happy. Someone who can have fun just sitting around the house laughing at me. I mean WITH me. I get along great with kids and all kinds of animals. I even get along with kids that think they are animals. I dont have a boat at the moment but theres nothing I like better than being on the lake while the sun is going down, listening to the radio and popping a cold one with a nice babe by my side. I know that sounds kinda lame but dont knock it till ya try it.