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| Indianapolis, Indiana Dating
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| Response Rate: 150%
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| Above average
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| Toned, I keep fit
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| Libra
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| Caucasian
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| 25 years of age
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| 6'1 - 6'2
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| Single
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| Zombie Hunter
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| Here For
Dating
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People say that I am:
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I'm hyper-creative, extremely ambitious, intelligent (and so very modest), passionate (especially when it comes to something that just isn't right), witty, I say what I'm actually thinking, and I tend to see any given thing from a COMPLETELY different perspective.
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Things that have bothered me:
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People get scared too easily. Seriously, hunting zombies is an honorable profession, but it gets no respect at all. until somebody wanders into town bitten, and then there's an outbreak and everybody's all like, "Help, save us!"
Well, if they're not scared, they're often offended too easily. I don't always know the best thing to say, and I refuse to spend my life walking on eggshells for fear of "offending" anyone. If you're offended, that's really more your problem than mine.
Last, but certainly not least, I freakin' hate liars. I'd rather be told I'm a douche with the personality level of a rotten blueberry than be told some pretty BS. Tell the truth; it'll come out eventually, and every second spent covering-up is a second we could spend doing something useful.
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I am looking for:
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Friend- This is the person who guides me on choosing the best course of action. "You should probably let a professional chop down that tree."
This is someone who laughs at my jokes, tells me the truth about my latest idea, and treats me with fairness. This is a person I will do a lot to help, if they should ever need it. In return, I expect them to help me when I need it.
Girlfriend- she must be a Friend, and she must enjoy:
1. Passionate, soulful kissing. I am not grandma, and I do not accept pecking, unless you're a bird.
2. Blowing an entire day just cuddling
3. Working out, especially together
4. My odd sense of humor, even when I joke about crazy things.
5. Grape juice
6. Onions
7. Finding creative, low-cost ways to have fun
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My funniest life experience:
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Not too long ago, I had a yard rife with dandelions. They just sat there, mocking me, "What are YOU gonna do? You gonna hire some expensive weed company that can't even get us anyway?" And I got mad. I will not be mocked, where I live, by a bunch of little yellow freaks.
Then I remembered that dandelions are edible.
I tore off a couple dandy-heads or whatever you call those little douche-flowers, and though they're bitter, they have a decent aftertaste. And you know what? Since then, I haven't had a lot of dandelions in my yard, and the few I do have are all very respectful.
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Cool Movies:
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The Shawshank Redemption - man's quest for brotherhood and freedom, AND carving stuff (I used to sit there and watch that movie while soap carving. messy, but VERY fun)
Blazing Saddles - "If you shoot him, you'll only make him angry." Need I say more?
Any movie that has zombies in it - I enjoy the notion that society could crumble, and instead of everything being about popularity, it could be about self-reliance and the ability to plan. I love watching how people would survive in case something highly improbably happened. I also love the idea of having tons of zombie hunting contracts.
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My Favorite Groups are:
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I like Rage Against the Machine, Everclear, DMX.
A central theme of my music tastes are self-improvement songs. I actually like the theme from Enterprise, and Gloria Estefan's song for the Atlanta Olympics. And the theme from Scarface("Push it to the limit. walk along the razor's edge. don't look down, just keep your head, or you'll be finished").
Indeed, it might be said that I don't so much like groups, as ideas.
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I am looking for a personality like:
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In a word: affectionateness. Okay, that might not be a word, but I'll MAKE it a word. When I first meet a woman, I don't know anything that breaks the ice better than a little sit-down cuddling. If she's not game for that, it probably wouldn't be a good match anyway.
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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I hate compromising. I usually think it through, and decide in advance what the most mutually-beneficial arrangement will be. When someone insults my intelligence and fairness by trying to get even MORE out of me, it's just a bother.
I usually either assert my opinion until they give in, or give in on the small stuff.
The worst part is when I make a great suggestion, and get ignored until someone else thinks of the same thing awhile later. "Great idea, boss."
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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I have met many women from online. I'm kinda busy, and don't drive, so this is the most convenient way I've found to meet women.
Within a week of first contact, I will ask for your number. It's practically guaranteed. Unless you're a brat.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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I'm looking for women who are successful. Let me clarify that I don't need a sugar momma, but here are some deal-breakers I won't work with again:
1. Sob stories - yes, people may have treated you badly in the past. But I don't want to hear about it. All sob story people do is think endlessly about what they DON'T want. and act surprised when they keep getting it.
2. Little girls who have never been alone - I'm not your husband. The odds are, I never will be. Every adult human being must live alone, at some point. If you haven't, you're not ready for me. Independence is sexy.
3. Women who want to control me - give up now, and save yourself a lot of wasted effort.
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My typical day:
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My perfect date experience would start out with something normal, like ebay shopping with her sitting on my lap, or maybe a walk along the canal near where I live. A good, long talk, to see if she's interesting. Then maybe some street bowling (I found this bowling ball a couple months ago, and I use it to knock down bottles I find it's more fun than it sounds). Or we could always work out together I enjoy few things more than working up a sweat with someone cute.
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My Wish List Includes:
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How much space do I have, again? I want to do about a million things, all the way from parasailing and surfing to building an entire community of sandcastle houses, and I even have this crazy fantasy about building my own planet one day. Hail to the king, baby!
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