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SIRLANCELOTT - what's the opposite of "down to earth" ?


SIRLANCELOTT
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PORTLAND, Maine Dating
Response Rate: 74%
Above average
Toned, I keep fit
Cancer  
Caucasian
M
46 years of age
171 lbs - 180 lbs
6'1 - 6'2
Single
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People say that I am:  
the bastard child of dave letterman and pee wee herman
Things that have bothered me:  
you know if you didn't have any arms you'd look just like venus di milo? lol
I am looking for:  
try not to smoke more than 2 packs on a date and avoid driving while drinking.
My funniest life experience:  
i was walking by this car the other day that was topped on a busy street and this young woman was changing out of her swimsuit, thinking the car could shield her except she didn't see me walking towards her.everyone was laughing about it. i once dared a friend's short chubby kid to say "my mom says you're my dad!" to a short chubby guy who never had a date in his life.
Cool Movies:  
pulp fiction, fargo, to killa mockingbird, collateral, point break, jackass, spidey2.
My Favorite Groups are:  
don and mike in the afternoon and opie and anthony in the am
I am looking for a personality like:  
i am at ease around talkative people/i can break people up with my dry sense of humor. i once had to bring crib notes on a date as the woman would only communicate with her eyes.
Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?  
can you repeat the question?
Willingness to meet others from boM:  
yes to disastrous results
Are you ready to start from scratch?  
i see you wear shoes too!
My typical day:  
i'd like to slather expired strawberry yogurt on your face.lol actaully, a hockey game with a few drinks.as long as we don't try to mix it up with the players lol but the coffee/ tail/slurpee thing is fine also
My Wish List Includes:  
i'm working on getting down the stairs and out of the house all alone.lol

  • Religion Is Important to me.
  • I'm not Materialistic.
  • I Don't Smoke.
  • I Drink.
  • I Like Pets.
  • I Like To Travel.
  • I am an Active Person.
  • I Don't spend long hours at Work.
  • I Am a Spontaneous Person.
  • Friends Are Important to me.
  • I Like Competitive Partners.
  • I Don't Like Clubs/Bars.
  • I'm not that Stressed.
  • I Try to stay in Shape.
  • I want to get Married.
  • Sometimes I feel that I would like to have kids.
  • I Am Not a Stubborn Person.
  • I Love going to the Movies.
  • Sex Is Important to me.
  • Sometimes it's important to have a clean house.

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