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People say that I am:
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They would say he's one of those strange loveable people that you love in spite of themselves. They broke the mold first. I think conformists are ostriches and people spiking their hair and piercing things are trying too hard to break the sheep-mold. I have pushed myself through a lot of things that were uncomfortable so that I might have a chance at knowing what I am talking about. (Does that qualify as trying too hard to pierce my psyche?) It didn't work. Well, sometimes it works.
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Things that have bothered me:
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Nothing bothers me about my friends. The women I have dated have all been really awesome with one minor exception. No complaints that I will share right now. Sometimes I can stand someone who is a little less brutal and a little more honest. The truth and care do not have to be exclusive.
If you lie, it better have a spoken or unspoken 'Gotcha' involved. I'm Irish, K? If you play games, it better be Twister.
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I am looking for:
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It depends. Some women speak well. Others say nothing and golly if they just don't need to. Some women really cook. Others like mine. Some women are goddesses in the dark. Others paid my power bill. Kidding!! Put down that Superglue, darling!
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My funniest life experience:
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No way. I am a firm believer in not telling everything you know.
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Cool Movies:
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Six Days and Seven Nights, Braveheart, Cutting Edge, Boondock Saints, The Gladiator, Sneakers, Conspiracy Theory, anything with a great soundtrack. Ghost Dog.
Nanny McPhee, National Treasure, Little Man Tate, We Were Titans, Longest Yard, Cool Hand Luke, The Last Samurai,
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My Favorite Groups are:
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Soundtracks of Braveheart and Boondock Saints, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Pachelbels's Canon in D She's Got the Look, Most of Willie Nelson "Gulf Coast Highway". Carole King, Lynard Skynard (Simple Man and our National Anthem~Free Bird), Amazing Grace, Lips of an Angel, Mansions of the Lord, New Coon Creek Girls, Johnny Cash,
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I am looking for a personality like:
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People are comfortable around me because I have little respect of anything that is not real. I don't mean that in a thuggish way. People are so blind to reality that anyone with heart usually enjoys my approach on life. I love children and animals and I'm pretty sure we have the same DNA. I am not above buying a woman a beverage unless that is what she does for a living :) People like me sometimes because I don't like bullies. People on pedestals make me itch. If you speak Valley Girl or Feng Shuee, you had better have thick skin. Anything endorsed by an army of geldings has no reasonable place in a thinking person's mental arsenal. What do you mean I just put the refrigerator on the dragon's scrotum?! Well, that ought to take care of one problem. Killer bottle opener!
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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I am all compromised out. My Zodiac sign is Yield, soon to be Stop.
Okay darling, I'm back now sweetie. What were you saying? Yes, dear.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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No, I am new to this planet. Willing to meet someone with reasonable expectations and finish the meal civilly even if we are not starstruck, although most women do just fall apart when they see me (lying).
I would even consider fixing up the nice lady with a decent guy I knew if she did not feel this was demeaning or insulting to her. Hey, I can't be the right guy for all of you! Get over it.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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Exactly where do you intend to scratch? I've got scars. You've got answers.
If you hate drama, I totally understand and you might want to wait a bit on me. On the other hand, I may not wait. Sorry.
I am a team player and my former teammate hit me from behind.
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My typical day:
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Rescuing a woman in distress. Winning against disatrous odds. Helping children be happier. These are a few of my favorite things. Perfect dates? We go to a restaurant with outdoor tables or inside to a booth. 'Coffee is our friend.' (Conspiracy Theory). I like to cook periodically, steaks and salsa are two favorites. I like to talk like a kid to someone I genuinely like, and then listen. If you can tell a story without being coniving, I am on your frequency.
The perfect date never ends inside us.
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My Wish List Includes:
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Scared of what? I have climbed mountains and repelled in the rain. Driven much faster on public roads than sane people should. Dated women at least fifteen points off the Richter Scale out of my class. Debated three lawyers, one of whom was a former judge. Eaten chicken with the skin on. Stop the madness! I have jumped off a house, allowed myself to be bitten breaking up a staged dogfight, and been shot at. That is not even the decent stuff. I am afraid of heights. I was bitten by a snake a couple times.
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Religion Is Important to me.
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I'm not Materialistic.
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I Don't Smoke.
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I Drink.
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I Like Pets.
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I Don't Like To Travel.
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Sometimes I am an active person.
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I Spend Long Hours at My Job.
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Sometimes I am a spontaneous person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
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Sometimes I like clubs/bars.
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Lots of Stress in my life.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I want to get Married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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Sometimes I can be stubborn.
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I Love going to the Movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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Sometimes it's important to have a clean house.
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