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More Chattanooga Online Dating
SYNERGISTICALLY - I'm a single, openminded, witty, sarcastic, 4th year college student that is tired of my current cesspool of friends. I'm 21 and plan to pursue a career in Communications or Dietethics. I 'm kidding about the latter, but serious about the former.
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| Chattanooga, Tennessee Dating
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| Response Rate: 57%
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| Looks are pretentious
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| Proportionate
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| Aries
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| Caucasian
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| M
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| 21 years of age
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| Wild Green eyes
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| Blond
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| 171 lbs - 180 lbs
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| 5'7 - 5'8
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| Single
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| Student/Radio Announcer/Unauthorized Duplicator
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| I'd rather not say
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| Here For
Dating
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People say that I am:
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My friends describe my personality as abrasive, cynical, funny, odd, weird, spontaneous, caring, white and brazen. They would describe my other personality as giving, pragmatic, sensual, animalistic, brash, colorful, amenable and black. They say I'm very "liberal" and have a tendency to cross that "line of decency" on occasion in order to get a laugh. I revel in the awkward moments of life. You can chat with me on both and at the screen name "Seanmoc01"
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Things that have bothered me:
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The most problematic girls I've dated have all had some resemblance to members of the insect species. Be it a pronounced thorax or too many legs. I don't want a girl that expects too much out of me. My last girlfriend had a definite path to her life that she was trying to stick to. I still haven't figured out what that path was, but I'm glad she knew. You would of thought, what with her pronged antennae, that she would have been able to sense the world around her better. I guess not. "This would be a great time for a transition sentence." I'm lucky to figure out what I'm doing a day in advance. That is not to say that I lack passion and that I'm not motivated, but rather I'm open for anything and I never want to pass the opportunity up to live life a little. I'm determined but stubborn. Once a girl starts expecting me to change or to be somebody that I'm not, I'm running as fast as I can in the opposite direction. Not as fast as she can run, though, what with the extra legs and all. That's why I always carry a fly swatter with me wherever I go. Also, considering my complete lack of aerodynamic qualities, the speed at which I run won't be that fast either. But I digress. Don't be afraid to question what I'm doing, but don't expect me to change for you. I would hope a potential match would feel the same way. Independence is a good thing, especially when you're 21. I've tried dating recently and it has ended up with one of the participants feeling completely unrequited. There's nothing I hate more than having someone "pretend" they like you only to NOT return your phone calls. I've been on the losing end of unrequited affection before and it really, really sucks. I would hope that a potential match would be straight with me instead of showing faces. Especially clown faces.
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I am looking for:
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I'm looking for someone who isn't religious. In fact, I would prefer Atheism or Agnosticism. But if you ever meet my parents you have to be able to pretend like you're a Southern Baptist. If acting isn't one of your strong points I'll work with you. I want somebody who is progressive and has an outlook on the world be it pessimistic or optimistic. I like girls that are goofy and can take a joke, but also dish it out as well. I want someone with self confidence, a wry intellect and an interest in learning about who I am and what I stand for. She also must have a nose.
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My funniest life experience:
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Forthcoming. I don't have the time to tell the whole story now. I will tell you, though, that it involves an Ipod, a doughnut and a naked cowboy. Maybe we can discuss the incident at great length via email? Or not.
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Cool Movies:
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I love anything by Woody Allen. My favorite movie is "Annie Hall," followed closely by "Eat Me, I'm Raw," the quirky animated story of a young female oyster trying to make it big in Las Vegas. I like documentaries too though, especially big, hairy ones. Also, I hope this doesn't make me seem to effeminate, but I really enjoy romantic comedies. I like my movies to have wit and wisdom, but a little heart too Anyway, I'm a geek in that I try to read the book before I see the movie. For example I read Dr. Seuss's "The Cat in the Hat" long before the movie came out. Honestly, the book was better.
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My Favorite Groups are:
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This is such a loaded question. I could talk for hours about music, but my favorite artist of all time is Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys. He is, simply put, a genius. Some of favorite artists that I keep coming back to are Elvis Costello, Angie Aparo, Joni Mitchell, Mark Knopfler, Lindsey Buckingham, Adrian Legg, Left Banke, Alison Krauss, David Gilmour, Crash Test Dummies, Van Morrison, Josh Ritter, Erin Mckeown, Keller Williams, Leo Kottke, Don Maclean, Prince, John Prine, Bob Dylan, The Delgados, Warren Zevon and Kermit the Frog. I also really like guitarists because I play the guitar and it's nice to be humbled every once in a while. I enjoy Anything to do with National Public Radio. Radio is huge passion of mine and has been since I was just a drunken glaze in my father's glass eye. I enjoy seeking out new artists and being the first to tell my friends "hey, you gotta listen to this." For my deaf friends I simply sign the phrase with my hands while slowly moving my lips as I speak the phrase. Then I feel guilty because I realize that the phrase "hey, you gotta listen to this," is blatantly offensive to the hearing impaired. It gives them false hopes. Finally, I leave you with a grossly exaggerated vague generalization "Music is Life." Ponder amongst your friends the relative importance of the statement. Or don't. I don't really care what you do. I need a drink.
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I am looking for a personality like:
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If you've made it this far then I assume you're either completely intoxicated or you are attempting to gather clues as to the password for the "safe" in my bathroom. For the drunk, I urge you to keep reading. Mom, you're not getting that password so stop trying. "a hilarious transition sentence to be added later because the service won't allow the simple use of a paragraph function." A sense of humor is of utmost importance in a relationship. I feel that in order to laugh at the world around you, you must first be able to laugh at yourself. My friends are like me they enjoy a laugh, are up for anything, revel in the moment at hand and are there to lend an insightful ear when I need one. Not surprisingly, most of my friends have ears. Don't believe all of the rumors you hear about backwoods inbreeding in Tennessee. What you see on the show "Cops" is not necessarily indicative of Tennessee as a whole. I don't enjoy being arrested and neither do my friends. Though, I am proud to say that I come from a town where phrases like "shotgun justice" and "moonshine stills" can be heard in daily conversation. Wait, no I'm not. Seriously though, Chattanooga is a cool place to live. I couldn't have picked a better town to go to college in. "Insert great transition sentence here." I'm comfortable to be around and I'd like to think that people seek out my attention more than I offer it. I'm also really good at recognizing different font styles like Sans Serif, Arial Narrow and Wingdings. I can immediately tell the difference between all of them without even thinking about it really. That's a "quality" trait to have, don't ya think?
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Are you willing to compromise in difficult times and situations?
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My job as a radio announcer forces me to get up at 5am every day during the week. This, as you may have guessed, has a negative effect on my social life. I still go out, but I would rather chock up job experience now and have fun later with a steady income in my back pocket than misuse the privilege of college by getting wasted every night. However, that's not to say that I don't enjoy going out and getting down with my bad self; I'm just not the "hey, let's go clubbing" kind of guy. But yeah, to answer the question, I'm willing to compromise. Whatever.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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I would categorize myself as in the "meeting people for fun" category. I'm always looking, as most 21 year olds are, for that special someone. But, I'm also a realist and am ready to have a bit of fun while I'll still as ripe as I can be. Having said that, I've never used an online dating service before but because of my spontaneity and willingness to make myself vulnerable I feel comfortable putting myself in precarious situations. Meeting someone anyplace is better than not meeting anyone at all. Again, I don't enjoy being arrested.
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Are you ready to start from scratch?
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I've been out of a relationship for 4 months now Nov. 2004 and I'm up for anything. The last relationship was 2 years of my life that I will always cherish, but it is time to move on. She turned out to have a thick exoskeleton that made it difficult to read her thoughts. Her wings were a bit too much for me to handle, but it gave me something to hang on to while we made love. She tried to eat me once after "a session of hot lovemaking," so I had to bolt. Have you noticed how the service deletes certain words and forces you to use vague euphemisms to get your point across? Anyway, as the aforementioned question so illicitly described it I'm ready to "start from scratch." So, you know, email me or something. But please have a nose.
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Religion Is Not Important to me in relationships.
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I can be materialistic at times.
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I Don't Smoke.
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I Drink.
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I Like Pets.
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I Like To Travel.
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I am an Active Person.
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I Don't spend long hours at Work.
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I Am a Spontaneous Person.
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Friends are somewhat important to me.
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I Like Competitive Partners.
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I Like going to clubs/bars.
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My life is somewhat stressfull.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I sometimes want to get married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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I Am as Stubborn Person.
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Sometimes I enjoy going to the movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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I like a Clean Place.
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