Online Dating - TONIO68 - The Reformed Player

Ladies, I know you're tired of all the games. You want a man who's mature and realistic. Well, your long search for a mature, realistic, intelligent and successful man has finally ended.

You see, I have been crushed by reality and now realize that my engagement to Janet Jackson was just a little one-sided. Chippendale's has turned me down 6 times. Wonder Woman will never tie me up and make me tell the truth. And I seriously doubt that I will have a harem of women (not in the US anyway). I have also found that most women will not accept "Who's Yo Daddy?" as a reasonable response to "Do you love me?" My leather jacket and Rolex have been replaced with suit coats and a Timex. Some days I don't look like I could afford lunch much less a date… now that’s humble. My Ex has saved you the trouble of destroying my little black book and pictures of ex-girlfriends.

Still in doubt? Take the "Are you for real challenge" Just one date. If you're not completely satisfied that I have seriously grown up, I will refund your Fri/Sat night with 2 Full weekends out on me. That's Right! Act now and we'll throw in the plastic juicer that we manufacture for 10 cents, but cl to be worth $20.00. Offer good while supply of 1 lasts.

As you can see, I’m 100% realistic & ready. You simply can't afford to miss out! Get with a good man today! Suzy down the street has hers. You deserve it girl. do it for YOU!

Tonio – The Reformed Player

P.S. Xena, Warrior Princess, if you're reading this, I swear, Janet was just a phase. it was always you baby!

You should be prepared to have a great time. So bring your wit, charm, laughter and that winning smile. The adventurous may bring an overnight bag. There's no pressure or drama. Whether its tickets to a sporting event, comedy show, dining out, road trip or just a trip to the grocery store. the whole point is to build a relationship. Most importantly, I don't want to discuss getting together with you, endless chatting or getting nasty on cam (well, maybe), but, I actually want to get together with you. So, if you aren't looking to actually meet someone new and have a great time. Then stay online with the others who are afraid to live. Afraid of "what if's"? What if it doesn't work out? Well hon, if it doesn't happen for us, no hard feelings, maybe we gain a friend. We'll figure that on the way. but lets at least get on the road. The only sure thing is that "if" you don't do anything, nothing will happen.

One last thing… I only date one woman at a time. So, once I find someone that I want to get to know, I will delete this profile. And personally, I hope it’s you! I'm looking for a woman who's bold. So, if you're interested, better let me know or it'll never happen.