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ADULTSWIMMER - Tired of kissing frogs???
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Selkirk Personals,
New York Personals
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| Very good looks
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| I'm modest about my physique
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| Aries
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| Caucasian
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| M
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| 34 years of age
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| N/A
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| N/A
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| 5'7 - 5'8
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| Single
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| Lowes full time, part time
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| 25k-34k
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| Here For
Long Term Relationship
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 Online Now
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I am looking for:
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She's intelligent, confident, and attractive. She reads Cosmo, knows what Kegels are, and owns a little black dress. She smells great and likes to be spoiled like everyday is her birthday. She likes Pina Coladas and gettin caught in the rain. She also believes the rabbit should be given some trix.
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Cool Movies:
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Here's a brief list I started. Time Bandits, Tombstone, Clockwork Orange, Super Troopers, Idle Hands, Final Destination, The Wall, Trainspotting, Napolean Dynamite, Drugstore Cowboy, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Anything directed by John Hughes - Vacation, Sixteen Candles, *The Breakfast Club***, Weird Science, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, etc. The Lost Boys, House of Corpses, Devil's Rejects, The Shining, Strange Brew, Slapshot, Flatliners, Jacob's Ladder, The Serpent & the Rainbow, Heat, Casino, anything starring Christopher Walken or Val Kilmer, My Cousin Vinny, Trading Places...
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My Favorite Groups are:
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Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Stone Temple Pilots, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Sting, ZZ Top, Staind, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Alice in Chains, Steely Dan, The Doobie Brothers, The Beatles, Nine inch Nails, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Fleetwood Mac, REO Speedwagon.
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Willingness to meet others from boM:
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I am ready, willing, and able to meet people from this service. If you aren't, please don't waste my time. I'm not interested in any e-relationships. Yes, I have met people off the internet before.
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My typical day:
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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Date Me:
10. It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
9. I understand the difference between their, there, and they're.
8. I always remember to use pixie dust when attempting to jump out of a window and fly.
7. I have never gambled away a girlfriend in Las Vegas.
6. I was inspected by #15.
5. You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me.
4. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
3. If you don't like it, I promise to give you a full refund.
2. You've probably heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?
and the number 1 reason why you should date me...
1. The voices in my head told me you would like me.
See that? You're laughing already and you haven't even met me yet. If you're into head games, and dishonest, lazy, shallow, over-protective guys that avoid having fun like the plague, I'm the man for you. ;o)
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Religion Is Not Important to me in relationships.
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I'm not Materialistic.
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I Don't Smoke.
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I Drink Sometimes.
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I Like Pets.
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I Like To Travel.
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I am an Active Person.
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Sometimes I spend long hours at work.
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I Am a Spontaneous Person.
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Friends Are Important to me.
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Sometimes I enjoy having a competitive partner.
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I Don't Like Clubs/Bars.
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My life is somewhat stressfull.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I want to get Married.
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I Want to have Kids.
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Sometimes I can be stubborn.
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I Love going to the Movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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Sometimes it's important to have a clean house.
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