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CUPOJOE - "When I go to the beach I never go out past knee level. That way, if a wave knocks me down, I can twist and flop my way back to shore like a grunion."AH
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| San Diego, California
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| Response Rate: 38%
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| Average
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| Kinda skinny
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| Capricorn
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| Latino
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| M
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| 58 years of age
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| N/A
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| 141 lbs - 150 lbs
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| 5'9 - 5'10
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| Single
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| I'd rather not say
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| Here For
Hang Out Fun
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People say that I am:
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Well, I guess you could call me a funny guy for starters. My humor is kind of off the wall. Sometimes dry. One example of the humor I like is The Simpsons. The gags and jabs at society always crack me up.
Also, being older now, I don't do the singles bar scene. I prefer to meet someone per chance at like, The Office Depot, or Staples. These places attract people who are prone to organization and like their ducks all lined up. LOL! No really.
I like shopping there anyway, even if I don't meet anybody.
I also like to live by a schedule, or something close to it. It's the only way I can get anything done. And still get enough sleep.
Sometimes I'm over sensitive to some people's remarks. Especially if they don't think about what they are saying, and that it might be insulting, insensitive, or vulgar. I can usually fine something else to see and hear besides that.
I can speak without having to use profanity or sexual innuendoes . I don't need to impress my male friends with loud shouts or showing off.
So I guess, for the most part my personality is reserved, yet fun. Semi-Disciplined, yet will make exceptions in my routine for someone special.
Well, in a nutshell, that's me.
So now, by your leave, I must go get my laundry out of the dryer. Which will be done in exactly 38 seconds by my calculations.
LOL! Just kidding. I'm not that far gone.
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I am looking for:
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A woman who doesn't mind holding hands in public. Especially when crossing the street. Someone who will help remove a lobster that has attached itself to my swimming trunks at the beach.
Someone who's only a part time vegetarian. And can eat a cheeseburger or pizza from time to time, and wash it down with a beer or two. And yet stay skinny.
She must like old cartoons, original Twilight Zones, and old movies.
And won't mind hiding under the bed during a thunder and lighting storm with me.
Must believe that eventually earth will be invaded from outer space. Thanks to that stupid Pioneer satellite earth sent out some 36 years ago that has a plaque on it that shows our exact position in the cosmos.
And that the earth hasn't done nutin' to protect our own solar system against invasion.
LOL! Just kidding.
So, do you like Mexican food too?
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Cool Movies:
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I am looking for a personality like:
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Personality traits in another person that would help me be myself would be a sense of humor. That person who laughs easily. Especially at my goofy humor. Another is a sense of comfort and ease from my date. I feel at ease if I don't sense tension or confusion, or second thoughts about going out with me by suddenly wearing extra dark sunglasses and a head scarf so as not to be recognized being seen with me.
Also I can't take bad news straight. One must sugar coat it for me to accept it so I won't burst into tears. Like if she is going to bail during the date, she must first make hand puppets out of tissue or napkins, and explain her departure in a short impromptu puppet show.
Oh, and she must allow me to pay for the evening's entertainment and not go Dutch. That embarrasses me when my date insists on paying for her half. And then we have to use mathematics to figure it out. Exceptions would be that I have left my wallet at home. Or I have bet my entire paycheck on one spin of a Roulette Wheel earlier in the day.
One trait I did have to make my date feel comfortable was doing magic tricks at the table. But my tricks didn't work too well. One time I asked for my dates wrist watch. I then wrapped it in a table napkin and placed it on the floor, then stomped on it till it was in pieces. Then said the magic words to restore it. Upon unwrapping the watch we were both horrified to see that it was still in pieces.
I had to replace it. Thank goodness for WalMart.
Then another time I tried pulling the table cloth out from under the table ware. That was a disaster also.
Now I just draw little caricatures of my dates, sign and date it, and give it to them. That seems to work ok for now.
Until I'm sued I guess. HA!
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My typical day:
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What would be your perfect date experience?
Perfect date experience? No such thing. Something always goes wrong. LOL!
Sorry, it's not a perfect world.
The secret to a perfect date experience is a mystery to me . Maybe it's why this question is always asked.
The movie line is full of noisy idiots waiting to see an idiot movie?
Then be more selective in your cinema viewing maybe?
You can't find a parking space on a crowded Saturday night downtown?
Quite frustrating and embarrassing. Well, I tell ya what. Pay for the Ace Parking!
What, the line is too long outside our eatery? Did I make reservations? No. OOPS!
And the food was barely ok, but over priced?
Hmm- what ever happened to those quiet and secret places that have great food at decent prices. Oh yeah, I remember one place now, but I'm not telling.
What, that walk on the waterfront is full of bums asking you for money?
So give 'em the chump change from your pocket.
But save one penny for a special purpose.
When finally, we both have a single moment together without problems on that waterfront. Then, at that time, with one of our hands cupped into the other's, we shall cast that penny into the bay with a wish.
A silent wish from us both.
Maybe the sound of that penny entering the bay's waters, is the perfect date.
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My Wish List Includes:
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I would like to try freezing myself utilizing cryogenics, and then be awakened automatically just in time to see the end of the world. I'm betting the end will be from natural causes, like our sun going super nova.
Imagine being vaporized by the sun exploding? And being the last human on earth to see it?
HA HA HA HA HA!
I'll be sure to have a six-pack of beer put in with me.
Wait, now I'm wondering if it's going to hurt?
Um, better make that a case of beer.
One thing I'm scared of doing is bronco riding a lion at a rodeo. First of all you have to get on him. Then the lion is going to be mad about that.
And when the gate is opened he's going to run out and try to throw you off of him. And you'll have to really hang on cuz if you fall off, he's probably going to scratch and bite you.
No ma'am, I'm sure not looking forward to that!
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My Videos/Music/Other Content:
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Religion is sometimes important to me in relationships.
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I'm not Materialistic.
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I Smoke Sometimes.
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I Drink Sometimes.
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Sometimes I like pets.
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I Don't Like To Travel.
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Sometimes I am an active person.
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I Don't spend long hours at Work.
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Sometimes I am a spontaneous person.
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Friends are somewhat important to me.
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I Don't Like having Competitive Partners.
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I Don't Like Clubs/Bars.
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I'm not that Stressed.
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I Try to stay in Shape.
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I Don't Want to get Married.
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I Don't Want to have Kids.
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I Am Not a Stubborn Person.
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I Love going to the Movies.
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Sex Is Important to me.
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I like a Clean Place.
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