Hi,
Don't be fooled women! Here are some helpful hints about men's personal ads . when a guy says he's
40-ish really means
52 and looking for 25-yr-old,
Athletic really means
sits on the couch and watches ESPN,
Average looking really means.
unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back,
Educated really means
will always treat you like an idiot,
Free spirit really means
sleeps with your sister,
Friendship first really means
as long as friendship involves nudity,
Fun really means
good with a remote and a six pack,
Good looking really means
arrogant,
Honest really means
pathological liar,
Huggable really means
overweight, more body hair than a bear,
Like to cuddle really means
insecure, overly dependent,
Mature really means
until you get to know him,
Open-minded really means
wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested,
Physically fit really means.
I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself,
Poet really means
has written on a bathroom stall,
Spiritual really means
once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday,
Stable really means
occasional stalker, but never arrested,
Thoughtful really means
Says "please" when demanding a beer.
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My typical day:
Being with someone who puts a smile on my face all the time.
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