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I HAVE TOLD THIS STORY A MILLION TIMES AND I HAVE EVEN NAMED IT. IN I TRAVELED AROUND THE COUNTRY SELLING MAGAZINES (THAT'S FUNNY IN ITSELF) A MAJOR LIFE EXPERIENCE THAT I WILL NEVER REGRET.ANYWHOO I WAS IN SANTA MARIA CALIFORNIA AND I WAS STILL A "NEWBIE" AND WAS WITH A COUPLE OF "LONG TIMERS" THEY HAD A BET GOING AMONGST THEMSELVES ABOUT HOW GOOD I WAS AT SELLING SO THEY TOOK ME TO A EXTREMELY RICH PART OF TOWN TO GO DOOR TO DOOR WELL I OVERHEARD THEIR SCHEME AND WAS QUICK TO COME UP WITH MY OWN! I KNOCKED ON A COUPLE OF DOORS AND WAS DISMISSED AS QUICKLY AS THEY OPENED THE DOOR-YA SEE AT THIS TIME DOOR TO DOOR SALES WAS HIGHLY POPULAR AND LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE WERE SICK OF US- WHICH MY PARTNERS KNEW BUT FAILED TO TELL ME. I WAS STILL WORKING OUT A PLAN IN MY HEAD WHEN I CAME TO A HOUSE I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND NO ONE ANSWERED I WALKED AROUND TO THE SIDE AND I SEE A BURLY MAN WASHING A ROLLS ROYCE AND SAID TO MYSELF I WONDER IF HE HAS GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR OR IF THIS IS EVEN HIS HOUSE SO I APPROACH HIM AND TO MY SUPRISE HE WAS HILARIOUS HE LET ME KNOW HE WAS SECURITY/BUTLER ETC... WELL I TOLD HIM WHAT I WAS DOING THERE AND WHAT MY 2 PARTNERS WERE UP TO AND HE SAID HE WORKED FOR A STUNT PRODUCER AND IF I WOULD WAIT A MINUTE HE WOULD HELP ME GIVE THESE GUYS SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT FOR AWHILE AND ME TOO!! I TELL HIM THE GUYS WOULD BE BACK FOR ME IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES... SO HE STEPS INSIDE AND A FEW MINUETS LATER HE COMES OUT WITH A BOX OF PROPS HE TAKES OUT A GUN AND AN EXPLODING BLOOD PACKET AND SHOWS ME HOW TO USE IT AND TELLS ME WHEN THE GUYS COME FOR ME TO TELL THEM TO WAIT BY THE CARPORT WHICH HAD A PERFECT VIEW OF THE POOL BECAUSE I WAS MAKING A SALE AND AFTER THAT TO COME BACK AROUND THE HOUSE AND STAND BY THE POOL IN THEIR LINE OF VISION... SO I COME BACK AROUND THE SIDE AND STAND BY THE POOL AND HE CAUSES A BIG ARGUMENT ON HOW I WAS TRYING TO SCAM HIM OUT OF MONEY AND I AM GOING TO PAY FOR BEING DECEPTIVE AND PULLS OUT THE GUN I SCREAM BLOODY MURDER AND HE FIRES THE GUN AND I SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER IN MY HAND AND BLOOD EXPLODES ALL OVER THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT AND I FALL IN THE POOL WHEN I CAME UP I SEE BRAY (THE NAME OF THE SECURITY/BUTLER GUY) CHASING MY PARTNERS OUT OF THE CARPORT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE DRIVEWAY TO THE VAN THEY ARE SCREAMING AND RUNNING AND CRYING BRAY FINALLY STOPS A FEW FEET SHORT OF THE STREET AND STARTS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AS I COME RUNNING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY BARELY ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF WHILE THE GUYS ARE JUST MORTIFIED THAT I AM EVEN THERE... BRAY GETS UP OFF THE GROUND AND TELLS THEM NOT TO MESS WITH MEXICANS WITH A CAUSE... BEING JOKESTERS THEMSELVES AFTER THE SHOCK WORE OFF THEY COULDN'T STOP TALKING AND LAUGHING ABOUT WHAT I HAD DONE... THEY MADE A $50 BET BETWEEN THEMSELVES BUT AFTER MY LITTLE STUNT THEY BOTH PAID ME AND THAT WAS THE DAY I EARNED MY BRAGGING RIGHTS AND STRIPES IN THAT INDUSTRY... SAD TO SAY I ONLY DID THAT FOR ABOUT 6 MORE MONTHS AND I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO THOSE GUYS AGAIN BUT I AM SURE THEY STILL SPEAK ABOUT THE DAY THEY TOOK A LITTLE SHORT MEXICAN FOR GRANTED!!!!!