Hey hey whats good and who's good Is it you?

Got a new pair of Starburys. And once I had them for a week I decide to try one shoe on to see how it fits,then later on that night I decide to put both of the shoes on the same time without out knowing that they were both for the left foot. And usually when I do try on shoes its usually the right foot that I put the shoe on. And this one time around this past Christmas I came out of K-Mart and put money in this red kettle. And from there I walked to the vehical which was right ahead of me. Got in and we drove all the way to the furthess exit which was about 50 to about60yrds from the exit door at K-Mart, I told my friend to stop the car even though we had traffic behind us because I thought I saw a dollar floating around in the air going across the street. So I jumped out and started chasing it in other people yards. Then when I got a hold of it and look at it. I couldnt believe my eyes. It was a hundred dollar bill. So I quickly ran across the street avoiding cars so I wouldn't hold up traffic longer than I should, and got back in the vehical. And my friend says, I cant believe you did all that for a dollar, and you just put money in the kettle with the man beside it ringing the bell. And I said what do you mean one dollar? And I put the bill in the air a said. How about 100$? My friend looks at me surprised and said oh my God looks like it paid off already for you, when you put the money in the kettle then. After that my friend says it probably yours. I was like yea right how could it be mine if I found the money so so far away from the store exit? So I look in my pants pocket and counted my money several times, and it turns out that I was missing 100$. And I dont understand even up till now how that money blown that far away and all the people that were driving past it didnt pick it up. And I feel like major goof of myself by finding and chasing after my own money but it was worth it at thee end